"Barbie🛍" Spoiler Review

Previous Animated Entries: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barbie_films NOTE: This Film Was NOT Made
For Modern Gen-Y OR Gen-Z Girls.
As It Takes Place in 1993 &
Contains #Homage's To 70's-90's &
is FILLED with #AdultHumor!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_(film) Yes, The 1st 3-Minutes Was
PURE AWESOMENESS; Smash
Those Big Dumb Doll Babies👶!
Then The Next Minute Was
SHEER TERROR😱. Then Back To
Being Cool😎By Explaining How NO
ONE RLY Liked Preggo🤰Midge😂Doll.

Ken: "I Can Totally Beach🌴You Off"
SimuLiu: "Only in Your Dreams, Ken."
Ken: "👐; Why Don't You
Go Beach🌴YOURSELF OFF?"
#SimuLiu: "I Can Beach🌴 BOTH
Of You Off At The Same Time!"
Barbie🛍: "NO ONES GONNA BEACH🌴 ANYONE-OFF, OKAY👌!"
DocBabe:"It's Not Broken💔 At All.
(Pats Head) And What A GOOD
JOB You Do At The Beach🌴!"
Barbie🛍: "OMG; I Could Die...Dancing💃!
SimuLiu: (Flips) "Betcha Can't
Do A Move Like THAT, Ken!"
DocBabe: "Hurry-Up You Two...
(Grining) The Presidents Here!"
Barbie🛍: (in-Bed🛌) "Night-Night
Barbies...I'm Totally NOT🚫 Thinking
About Death⚰️Anymore!"

(Then The Next Morning🌄,
EVERYTHING Goes Wrong...)
Barbie🛍: "I Can't Fit Into My Heels?"
DocBabe: (DeepVoice) "FLAT FEET👣!"
(Another #Barbie🛍 Tells The Story
Of A ONCE Perfect Barbie🛍 Which
Had Been Tortured By Her Girl).
Cue: "Spice Up Your Life" Song.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/22/business/barbie-dolls-weird-launches/index.html
UglyBarb: "What's Cooking,
Good Looking? Welcolme To My
WeirdHouse...Sorry About The Dog🐕
Crap💩. What Can I Do For You?"
Barbie🛍: "I Uh...Have #FlatFeet👣 &
Well (Whispers) Thoughts Of Death⚰️."
UglyBarb: "THOUGHTS OF DEATH ⚰️.
Sounds Like YOU'VE Opened A
Portal🌀 & NOW There's A Rift➰
Between The Continuum🌌 Of
#BarbieWorld & #TheRealWorld🌎!"
(UglyBarb Convinces Matrix-Style,
Then Offers Her A Morphing Car🚗🚤)

Construction👷Workers: (Whistle)
"Hey Babe, How You Doin'?"
Barbie🛍: "I Am Here To Inform
You That I DO NOT Have A Vagina🍑,
Oh & He DOES NOT Have A Penis🍌
Either. WE DO NOT Have #Genitals🍓."
Ken: "Wait...No, I-I Have Genitals🍒!"
#Construction👷Workers: "Hey Man...
That's Okay👍. You Do You✌!"
Basicly The 1st 33-Minutes
Was PURE Pink💗Awesomeness!
(Including: #HariNef As DocBabe
& #JohnCena🏋As Merman🧜🏼‍♂️; Ken)

(BTW; OldLady On Bench Was
Costume👘Designer; #AnnRoth!)
https://www.huffpost.com/entertainment/topic/greta-gerwig,
Allthough EVERYTHING Involving
The #Mattel Aspect; Including
Ruined Some Parts Of The Film! EXCEPT:
For "Ken's #MojoDojo CasaHouse🏠"
It Suffers The EXACT Same
Problem As #Ghostbusters 2016;
Yep, #KateMcKinnon...WHY??

Alan, Sasha & #WeirdBarbie Ruined
The Rest & Yet The Ken Dance-Off's
Give #Xanadu A Run For It's Glory!
Of Note: #RheaPearlman Plays
#RuthHandler: Barbie🛍 & Ken's
Creator, Who Literally Named
Them After Her 2-Children.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Handler, Though Her Son DID Have
Offspring👪; He Was Unsure Of
His Own #SexualIdentity👬 &
He Sadly😣Died Of AIDS💉in 1994.

Allthough It DOES Have A
VERY CLEAR Message: Find YOUR
OWN Unique & Individual Identity.
Don't Let Some Lame #Corperate
Suit👔Tell You How To Dress👘.
While "Ideas & Items #Outlive Us,
We Only Have One Life To Live."
But Still, "WE Are ALL #Kenough".

AFAB: What IS MOTU? 😂

How I DEFINITELY KNOW My Sisters Stalk Me Online: IRL They Ask; "What's MOTU? Why Are They Calling The Purple BattleCat, Panthor? Isn't That Orange Monster Called Cringer? Isn't That Dove Lady's Name; Aurora? But Theia's His Sister, Right?" MY Replies: "You're Mixing Things-Up...Googles Your Friend, There's A Live-Action Movie! Cringer Turns INTO Battlecat. That's Beastman! Panthor Belongs To Skeletor! TheDove is Sorceress; Teela's Mother & His Sisters Adora! Duncan Raised Teela & Even Hordak Isn't Over Skeletor! (psst: That's Horde-Prime)

New Voltron TV and Robot Toys in 2011

World Events Productions (WEP), a leader in animated television production, and Classic Media, a global media company with a portfolio of some of the world’s top family entertainment brands, today announced the relaunch of the iconic Voltron™ brand for a new generation of fans in celebration of the 25th Anniversary of the original Voltron series, which first aired on television during the 1984-1985 television year. Effective immediately, Classic Media is to helm international distribution and worldwide merchandising and licensing for Voltron.

As the first step in reintroducing the Voltron brand to fans, an all-new animated television series is being created. The series, Voltron Force, is the first original franchise-related television content in 10 years and is scheduled to debut on Nicktoons in 2011, with WEP and Classic Media producing along with leading Hollywood production company Kickstart Productions (Wanted, Wolverine and the X-Men).

Voltron, the original robot-action series, is the story of five space explorers who pilot incredible robotic lions that combine to form Voltron, an invincible guardian sworn to defend the universe. Voltron Force will follow a group of new recruits on their once-in-a-lifetime chance to battle alongside the original group of heroes led by Commander Keith in the Black Lion and Allura in the Blue Lion. The new series will consist of 26 half-hour episodes of 2D and CGI animation and will have all the thrilling excitement of robot lions in action, combined with compelling storylines and the dynamic, relatable characters that made the original series so popular. Voltron Force promises to be an excellent co-viewing opportunity where lifelong Voltron fans can now share the experience with their own children.

In addition, Mattel is developing a new line of Voltron toys for fans of all ages. Mattel’s toy offerings will appeal to adults who grew up with the popular ‘80s series, as well as a new generation of fans that Voltron Force will create.

“I am thrilled to partner with Classic Media as we introduce Voltron to a new generation of fans,” said Ted Koplar, President, WEP. “Classic Media’s exceptional brand management capability will play an integral role in the highly-anticipated relaunch of this classic property.” Koplar continued, “Voltron’s legacy of innovative and iconic toys is in great hands with Mattel, whose vision promises to re-imagine and re-invigorate Voltron toys like never before.”

“We are delighted to be a strategic partner of WEP’s on the revival of such an iconic brand as Voltron and greatly look forward to working with Kickstart Productions in bringing this new animation series to all of our key international partners across broadcast and home entertainment,” said Chloe van den Berg, EVP, International, Classic Media.

“Classic Media is excited to partner with WEP and Kickstart Productions to reintroduce Voltron to the next generation of fans,” said Nicole Blake, EVP, Global Marketing & Consumer Products, Classic Media. “With a renewed emphasis on building a global consumer products program and its intrinsic transformation play pattern, anchored by Mattel as master toy partner, Voltron is poised to regain its position as a top kids property.”