CarlyBeth's Birthday🎂 & Xmas🎁2023 Wishlist🙏🕯:

Just A Little Heads-Up...
I Personally DESPISE LEGO's,
Maybe NOT #Minifigs; But Rather
The Building Sets Themselves!
As #Dimentions🌀 & The Various
#VideoGames Were Pretty Awesome!

But I ABSOLUTELY DO WANT:
#ToyStory🤠🐎👨‍🚀 #RVFriends🚐 (6-Pack), Dungeons & Dragons🐉; Classics Figures (MAYBE Even BoardGames & Cases?), #FunkoPOPS: #LydiaDeets, #Wampa, #PrincessKenny, #Pinhead #134, Chatterer #793, #GrandInquisitor, #BastillaShan, #QueenAmidala #29, #FifthBrother (Helm), #AaylaSecura, AdmiralAckbar💙, PondaBaba, BOSSK💙, #MaxRebo, BibFortuna, Leia As Boushh, #Lando #282 (Skiff), #ProbeDroid, #GamorianGuard🐽, Jawa (IttyBitty),

StarWars; #BlackSeries: #ObiwanKenobi, #Yoda, Degobah Luke, #MaceWindu, #AaylaSecura (Blue Twilek), Maskless Vader, #EmperorPalpatine, #ImperialGuard (Red), #PondaBaba🍑, Cornelius Evazan,

StarWars; #HeroMashers: #GeneralGrievous, #EzraBridger, Luke (Degobah), #ShadowTrooper, Luke (Orange Rebel Pilot), StarWars: #JabbasPalace Playset, DesertSkiff Vehicle, AT-AT Vehicle, #DeathStar🌕Playset,

ANY "Masters Of The Universe"💪 Figure OR Playset (#CastleGreySkull) Including: #BattleCat OR #Panthor, ANY #Transformers; Including #StudioSeries-86 #Cyclonus & #Buzzworthy; #Ironhide & #Prowl, SS86; Slug (w/Daniel), #Sludge, Brawn, #Perceptor OR #Cliffjumper, NO Optimus (Unless Grey) Or Arcee!

#Barbie🛍 (Film) Bluray+Dvd Combo, HBO's TITANS Seasons 1-4 DVD📀 Sets! Talking #Ghostbusters #Monopoly, #StrangerThings (Collector's) OR Season 4; 2022 Edition Monopoly,

#CareBears 9-inch; #SuperstarBear💛, WatchfulBear (Beard), #UnityBear💙, AmigoBear (Orange), #GoodLuckBear💚, #CheerBear🌈, #WorkOfHeart🎨 Bear (Tyedye), #ChampBear🏆💙, #TakeCareBear💗, SeaFriend🐟 Bear, ##SecretBear🔒💗, I CareBear💙💚, #TogethernessBear🎨 (Tydye), #Pokemon Large Plush: #Squirtle🐳, #Charmander🐅 & #Bulbasaur🐢, CareBears #Cousins (ANY EXCEPT BraveLion🦁 Or PlayfulMonkey🙉), OG #Grubby (NOT TeddyRuxpin🐻), #GetAlongGang: Moose w/Skates, PortiaPorkupine, DottyDog🐩 (Cheerleader🎉)

My 1st #Barbie🛍 Dolls!

My Mom Got Me & My Younger Sister
OUR 1st #Barbie🛍Dolls, Back in 1991.
But They Were Actually Her #Cousin:
#TeenScene; #Jazzie & Her
Friend: Chelsie! Then in 1992 It
Was: #GlitterBeach🌴 Barbie🛍,
#SummerSensation🌅: Barbie🛍
Ken & Yes, Even Jazzie Too! MOST
Teen-Based Dolls Had Big FlatFeet👣.
Then in 1994 I Got #Anastasia👸 Doll
From: #BurgerKing🍔. Sometime Later
I Bought 2- #CivilWar (French🇫🇷 #Zouave), 2- #RevolutionaryWar (#DanielBoone) & 2-OTHER #WarriorsoftheWorld Dolls
(#Vietnam/Jungle & #DesertStorm)
My Nieces Were #Toddlers in Mid-1990's
& I Had Jobs, So I Bought
Them: #MyScene; Barbie🛍 Dolls
From: Target🎯, Used Barbies🛍
From #Goodwill👐 & A Styling Head.

As They Got Older I Bought Them:
#Tamogotchi👾, #Pokemon🐥 Sets,
#LittlestPetShop, MLP🐎, #Bratz &
#MonsterHigh & Equestrian🐴Dolls?
I Stopped When They Were Old
Enough To Have Jobs & Avoided
Them As Teens-YA; Due To My
Dad Being Sick🤒in #Hospital🏥.

But ALSO in 1999; My Mom
Bought Me & 2 Of My #Sisters
SW-EPISODE-1; #Amidala👸 Dolls.
My Little Sister Got: #SailorMoon🌙;
She Later Gave Her Old Ones To
My #Nieces. I ONLY Bought
Various-Sized #Marvel #ToyBiz
Figures From THAT Point-On...
With Occasional #StarWars Ones!

I USED TO Have The ENTIRE Mattel;
#Aladdin🧞‍♂️ & #Hercules💪 Figure
Collections, But My Older Sister;
SherryLeigh Gave Them ALL Away in
ZiplocBags in 2015 To My Nieces?
I Am STILL Missing 6 Out Of 8
(Hard-Plastic; #HappyMeal) #Furby's🐨
Brown, White, Pink, SkyBlue,
Red, Yellow-Speckled.
Along with A VAST MAJORITY Of My
Large #ViewMaster Disc💿Collection:
#LooneyTunes, TMNT, Batman, Aladdin,
#TinyToons, #LionKing, #Pocahontas,
#ToyStory, Hunchback Of #NotreDame,
#Hercules, A Bug's Life, #Digimon,
#TreasurePlanet, #TeenTitans, etc!
Allthough I STILL Have MOST Of My
LionKing Figures Somewhere in Storage?

But From 2016 #Onward I Purchased
Various Figure Dolls From StarWars &
Marvel 11" Inch To #BlackSeries!
(Even SOME #DisneyPrincesses👸).
#PrincessLeia's👸 To ReySkywalker,
#SHAZAM⚡, #CaptainMarvel🌠,
#CaptianAmerica🇺🇸 & TheFalcon🐦,
#MsMarvel,#BlackPanther,
#Spiderman🕷& #GhostSpider!
I Have A TOTAL Of 40+ Dolls!
(NOT Counting 12-inch Male Figures)

"Barbie🛍" Spoiler Review

Previous Animated Entries: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barbie_films NOTE: This Film Was NOT Made
For Modern Gen-Y OR Gen-Z Girls.
As It Takes Place in 1993 &
Contains #Homage's To 70's-90's &
is FILLED with #AdultHumor!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_(film) Yes, The 1st 3-Minutes Was
PURE AWESOMENESS; Smash
Those Big Dumb Doll Babies👶!
Then The Next Minute Was
SHEER TERROR😱. Then Back To
Being Cool😎By Explaining How NO
ONE RLY Liked Preggo🤰Midge😂Doll.

Ken: "I Can Totally Beach🌴You Off"
SimuLiu: "Only in Your Dreams, Ken."
Ken: "👐; Why Don't You
Go Beach🌴YOURSELF OFF?"
#SimuLiu: "I Can Beach🌴 BOTH
Of You Off At The Same Time!"
Barbie🛍: "NO ONES GONNA BEACH🌴 ANYONE-OFF, OKAY👌!"
DocBabe:"It's Not Broken💔 At All.
(Pats Head) And What A GOOD
JOB You Do At The Beach🌴!"
Barbie🛍: "OMG; I Could Die...Dancing💃!
SimuLiu: (Flips) "Betcha Can't
Do A Move Like THAT, Ken!"
DocBabe: "Hurry-Up You Two...
(Grining) The Presidents Here!"
Barbie🛍: (in-Bed🛌) "Night-Night
Barbies...I'm Totally NOT🚫 Thinking
About Death⚰️Anymore!"

(Then The Next Morning🌄,
EVERYTHING Goes Wrong...)
Barbie🛍: "I Can't Fit Into My Heels?"
DocBabe: (DeepVoice) "FLAT FEET👣!"
(Another #Barbie🛍 Tells The Story
Of A ONCE Perfect Barbie🛍 Which
Had Been Tortured By Her Girl).
Cue: "Spice Up Your Life" Song.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/22/business/barbie-dolls-weird-launches/index.html
UglyBarb: "What's Cooking,
Good Looking? Welcolme To My
WeirdHouse...Sorry About The Dog🐕
Crap💩. What Can I Do For You?"
Barbie🛍: "I Uh...Have #FlatFeet👣 &
Well (Whispers) Thoughts Of Death⚰️."
UglyBarb: "THOUGHTS OF DEATH ⚰️.
Sounds Like YOU'VE Opened A
Portal🌀 & NOW There's A Rift➰
Between The Continuum🌌 Of
#BarbieWorld & #TheRealWorld🌎!"
(UglyBarb Convinces Matrix-Style,
Then Offers Her A Morphing Car🚗🚤)

Construction👷Workers: (Whistle)
"Hey Babe, How You Doin'?"
Barbie🛍: "I Am Here To Inform
You That I DO NOT Have A Vagina🍑,
Oh & He DOES NOT Have A Penis🍌
Either. WE DO NOT Have #Genitals🍓."
Ken: "Wait...No, I-I Have Genitals🍒!"
#Construction👷Workers: "Hey Man...
That's Okay👍. You Do You✌!"
Basicly The 1st 33-Minutes
Was PURE Pink💗Awesomeness!
(Including: #HariNef As DocBabe
& #JohnCena🏋As Merman🧜🏼‍♂️; Ken)

(BTW; OldLady On Bench Was
Costume👘Designer; #AnnRoth!)
https://www.huffpost.com/entertainment/topic/greta-gerwig,
Allthough EVERYTHING Involving
The #Mattel Aspect; Including
Ruined Some Parts Of The Film! EXCEPT:
For "Ken's #MojoDojo CasaHouse🏠"
It Suffers The EXACT Same
Problem As #Ghostbusters 2016;
Yep, #KateMcKinnon...WHY??

Alan, Sasha & #WeirdBarbie Ruined
The Rest & Yet The Ken Dance-Off's
Give #Xanadu A Run For It's Glory!
Of Note: #RheaPearlman Plays
#RuthHandler: Barbie🛍 & Ken's
Creator, Who Literally Named
Them After Her 2-Children.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Handler, Though Her Son DID Have
Offspring👪; He Was Unsure Of
His Own #SexualIdentity👬 &
He Sadly😣Died Of AIDS💉in 1994.

Allthough It DOES Have A
VERY CLEAR Message: Find YOUR
OWN Unique & Individual Identity.
Don't Let Some Lame #Corperate
Suit👔Tell You How To Dress👘.
While "Ideas & Items #Outlive Us,
We Only Have One Life To Live."
But Still, "WE Are ALL #Kenough".

AFAB: What IS MOTU? 😂

How I DEFINITELY KNOW My Sisters Stalk Me Online: IRL They Ask; "What's MOTU? Why Are They Calling The Purple BattleCat, Panthor? Isn't That Orange Monster Called Cringer? Isn't That Dove Lady's Name; Aurora? But Theia's His Sister, Right?" MY Replies: "You're Mixing Things-Up...Googles Your Friend, There's A Live-Action Movie! Cringer Turns INTO Battlecat. That's Beastman! Panthor Belongs To Skeletor! TheDove is Sorceress; Teela's Mother & His Sisters Adora! Duncan Raised Teela & Even Hordak Isn't Over Skeletor! (psst: That's Horde-Prime)