My 1st #Barbie🛍 Dolls!

My Mom Got Me & My Younger Sister
OUR 1st #Barbie🛍Dolls, Back in 1991.
But They Were Actually Her #Cousin:
#TeenScene; #Jazzie & Her
Friend: Chelsie! Then in 1992 It
Was: #GlitterBeach🌴 Barbie🛍,
#SummerSensation🌅: Barbie🛍
Ken & Yes, Even Jazzie Too! MOST
Teen-Based Dolls Had Big FlatFeet👣.
Then in 1994 I Got #Anastasia👸 Doll
From: #BurgerKing. My Nieces
Were #Toddlers in Mid-1990's &
I Had My 1st Jobs, So I Bought
Them: #MyScene; Barbie🛍 Dolls
From: Target🎯, Used Barbies🛍
From #Goodwill👐 & A Styling Head.

As They Got Older I Bought Them:
#Tamogotchi👾, #Pokemon🐥 Sets,
#LittlestPetShop, MLP🐎, #Bratz &
#MonsterHigh & Equestrian🐴Dolls?
I Stopped When They Were Old
Enough To Have Jobs & Avoided
Them As Teens-YA; Due To My
Dad Being Sick🤒in #Hospital🏥.

But ALSO in 1999; My Mom
Bought Me & 2 Of My #Sisters
SW-EPISODE-1; #Amidala👸 Dolls.
My Little Sister Got: #SailorMoon🌙;
She Later Gave Her Old Ones To
My #Nieces. I ONLY Bought
Various-Sized #Marvel #ToyBiz
Figures From THAT Point-On...
With Occasional #StarWars Ones!

I USED TO Have The ENTIRE Mattel;
#Aladdin🧞‍♂️ & #Hercules💪 Figure
Collections, But My Older Sister;
SherryLeigh Gave Them ALL Away in
ZiplocBags in 2015 To My Nieces?
I Am STILL Missing 6 Out Of 8
(Hard-Plastic; #HappyMeal) #Furby's🐨
Brown, White, Pink, SkyBlue,
Red, Yellow-Speckled.
Along with A VAST MAJORITY Of My
Large #ViewMaster Disc💿Collection:
#LooneyTunes, TMNT, Batman, Aladdin,
#TinyToons, #LionKing, #Pocahontas,
#ToyStory, Hunchback Of #NotreDame,
#Hercules, A Bug's Life, #Digimon,
#TreasurePlanet, #TeenTitans, etc!
Allthough I STILL Have MOST Of My
LionKing Figures Somewhere in Storage?

But From 2016 #Onward I Purchased
Various Figure Dolls From StarWars &
Marvel 11" Inch To #BlackSeries!
(Even SOME #DisneyPrincesses👸).
#PrincessLeia's👸 To ReySkywalker,
#SHAZAM⚡, #CaptainMarvel🌠,
#CaptianAmerica🇺🇸 & TheFalcon🐦,
#MsMarvel,#BlackPanther,
#Spiderman🕷& #GhostSpider!
I Have A TOTAL Of 30+ Dolls!
(NOT Counting 12-inch Male Figures)

"Barbie🛍" Spoiler Review

Previous Animated Entries: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barbie_films NOTE: This Film Was NOT Made
For Modern Gen-Y OR Gen-Z Girls.
As It Takes Place in 1993 &
Contains #Homage's To 70's-90's &
is FILLED with #AdultHumor!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_(film) Yes, The 1st 3-Minutes Was
PURE AWESOMENESS; Smash
Those Big Dumb Doll Babies👶!
Then The Next Minute Was
SHEER TERROR😱. Then Back To
Being Cool😎By Explaining How NO
ONE RLY Liked Preggo🤰Midge😂Doll.

Ken: "I Can Totally Beach🌴You Off"
SimuLiu: "Only in Your Dreams, Ken."
Ken: "👐; Why Don't You
Go Beach🌴YOURSELF OFF?"
#SimuLiu: "I Can Beach🌴 BOTH
Of You Off At The Same Time!"
Barbie🛍: "NO ONES GONNA BEACH🌴 ANYONE-OFF, OKAY👌!"
DocBabe:"It's Not Broken💔 At All.
(Pats Head) And What A GOOD
JOB You Do At The Beach🌴!"
Barbie🛍: "OMG; I Could Die...Dancing💃!
SimuLiu: (Flips) "Betcha Can't
Do A Move Like THAT, Ken!"
DocBabe: "Hurry-Up You Two...
(Grining) The Presidents Here!"
Barbie🛍: (in-Bed🛌) "Night-Night
Barbies...I'm Totally NOT🚫 Thinking
About Death⚰️Anymore!"

(Then The Next Morning🌄,
EVERYTHING Goes Wrong...)
Barbie🛍: "I Can't Fit Into My Heels?"
DocBabe: (DeepVoice) "FLAT FEET👣!"
(Another #Barbie🛍 Tells The Story
Of A ONCE Perfect Barbie🛍 Which
Had Been Tortured By Her Girl).
Cue: "Spice Up Your Life" Song.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/22/business/barbie-dolls-weird-launches/index.html
UglyBarb: "What's Cooking,
Good Looking? Welcolme To My
WeirdHouse...Sorry About The Dog🐕
Crap💩. What Can I Do For You?"
Barbie🛍: "I Uh...Have #FlatFeet👣 &
Well (Whispers) Thoughts Of Death⚰️."
UglyBarb: "THOUGHTS OF DEATH ⚰️.
Sounds Like YOU'VE Opened A
Portal🌀 & NOW There's A Rift➰
Between The Continuum🌌 Of
#BarbieWorld & #TheRealWorld🌎!"
(UglyBarb Convinces Matrix-Style,
Then Offers Her A Morphing Car🚗🚤)

Construction👷Workers: (Whistle)
"Hey Babe, How You Doin'?"
Barbie🛍: "I Am Here To Inform
You That I DO NOT Have A Vagina🍑,
Oh & He DOES NOT Have A Penis🍌
Either. WE DO NOT Have #Genitals🍓."
Ken: "Wait...No, I-I Have Genitals🍒!"
#Construction👷Workers: "Hey Man...
That's Okay👍. You Do You✌!"
Basicly The 1st 33-Minutes
Was PURE Pink💗Awesomeness!
(Including: #HariNef As DocBabe
& #JohnCena🏋As Merman🧜🏼‍♂️; Ken)

(BTW; OldLady On Bench Was
Costume👘Designer; #AnnRoth!)
https://www.huffpost.com/entertainment/topic/greta-gerwig,
Allthough EVERYTHING Involving
The #Mattel Aspect; Including
Ruined Some Parts Of The Film! EXCEPT:
For "Ken's #MojoDojo CasaHouse🏠"
It Suffers The EXACT Same
Problem As #Ghostbusters 2016;
Yep, #KateMcKinnon...WHY??

Alan, Sasha & #WeirdBarbie Ruined
The Rest & Yet The Ken Dance-Off's
Give #Xanadu A Run For It's Glory!
Of Note: #RheaPearlman Plays
#RuthHandler: Barbie🛍 & Ken's
Creator, Who Literally Named
Them After Her 2-Children.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Handler, Though Her Son DID Have
Offspring👪; He Was Unsure Of
His Own #SexualIdentity👬 &
He Sadly😣Died Of AIDS💉in 1994.

Allthough It DOES Have A
VERY CLEAR Message: Find YOUR
OWN Unique & Individual Identity.
Don't Let Some Lame #Corperate
Suit👔Tell You How To Dress👘.
While "Ideas & Items #Outlive Us,
We Only Have One Life To Live."
But Still, "WE Are ALL #Kenough".

NO🚫MORE TF-Film For 4-Years!

If You're A Transformers Fanatic, I Seriously HOPE You Enjoyed: "Rise Of The Beasts" As That's LITERALLY The LAST Live-Action Transformers Film Til' EITHER November 2026, June 2027.OR POSSIBLY EVEN August 2027. As I and MANY OTHER Pre-Visual Artists Have NOW OFFICIALLY Joined The WGA-AFTRA Strike! "The Writers Guild", Strike is NOW in Its 80th day, Have stated: “We Stand Solidly Behind Our Union Siblings in WGA-AFTRA as We Continue OUR Work Stoppage. The Last Time BOTH Of These Unions Struck Simultaneously in 2008; BOTH Actors and Writers WON Landmark Provisions That WE ALL Continue To Benefit From To This Very Day –From Residuals and Pension To Health Funds.” "The Directors Guild", Which Made A Tentative Agreement with The AMPTP On June 3 and its members ratified the contract on June 23: “We are proud to stand with actors and writers in their fight to win agreements that address their unique and important concerns, just as they supported us in our negotiations.” IATSE president Matthew Loeb said in part Friday: “I am disturbed by the studios’ weak attempts to divide and conquer union members across our industry in recent days. The economic fallout for below-the-line crewmembers is real, but IATSE members know the studios were responsible for shutting down film and television production months before their negotiations with the writers and actors even started.” The Producers Guild said in part: “We believe that fair compensation and essential benefits, including access to health care, are a critical concern and the inherent right of every individual working in this industry. We stand in solidarity with our colleagues. RELATED: Teamsters, IATSE, Writers Guild & DGA Express Solidarity With SAG-AFTRA The Teamsters’ language was a tad more colorful. Its reaction reads in part: “Greedy studios have brought this strike on themselves. These multibillion-dollar corporations — including Amazon, Netflix, Disney, and Apple — are only successful because of the hard work of union members.” Here are the full statements of solidarity from other unions and groups. We will update this post as other reactions come in: WGA Negotiating Committee, WGAW Board of Directors and WGAE Council The AMPTP has proven unwilling to meet the justifiable demands of actors and writers at the bargaining table in 2023. We stand solidly behind our union siblings in SAG-AFTRA as they begin their work stoppage. The last time both of our unions struck at the same time, actors and writers won landmark provisions that we all continue to benefit from today – residuals and pension and health funds. SAG-AFTRA has supported the WGA from the start of our negotiations, joining our picket lines and rallies across the country every day writers have been on strike. We pledge to fully support SAG-AFTRA as they strike to get the contract they deserve. We will be back to you when there is anything of significance to report. Until then, we look forward to seeing you and our SAG-AFTRA union siblings out on the picket lines. In solidarity with SAG-AFTRA Matthew Loeb, International President of IATSE: In the face of an industry-wide crisis, I want to unequivocally voice the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees’ stalwart support for striking entertainment workers in SAG-AFTRA and the Writers Guilds. The Actors and Writers’ cause is reasonable and just, and is part of the same struggles of every worker whose labor powers America’s film and television industry. The heartbeat of entertainment is the creativity and dedication of working people using their talents and skills to bring cherished stories to life. It is this very heartbeat the studios threaten to silence with reckless disregard for fairness and human artistry. The urgency of this moment cannot be overstated. Our industry is at a crossroads, and the actions taken now will affect the future of labor relations in Hollywood and beyond. The world and history are watching as entertainment workers once again take on the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP), an ensemble of media mega- corporations collectively worth trillions of dollars, including Amazon, Apple, Disney, Netflix, Universal, Warner Brothers, and others. I am disturbed by the studios’ weak attempts to divide and conquer union members across our industry in recent days. The economic fallout for below-the-line crewmembers is real, but IATSE members know the studios were responsible for shutting down film and television production months before their negotiations with the writers and actors even started. Make no mistake — if the studios truly cared about the economic fallout of their pre-emptive work slowdown against below-the-line crewmembers, they could continue to pay crewmembers and fully fund their healthcare at any moment, as they did in 2020 during the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic. Instead, grassroots groups of writers, actors, and directors like The Union Solidarity Coalition are stepping up to fund mutual aid that directly benefits our members, and I recognize them for organizing this much-needed support. It’s plain as day who our allies are. We stand shoulder-to-shoulder with our SAG-AFTRA and Writers Guild kin. Their fight today foreshadows our fight tomorrow, and we must stand united until the studios acknowledge our collective worth, and the workers prevail. DGA President Lesli Linka Glatter “The Directors Guild of America is extremely disappointed that the AMPTP did not fairly and reasonably address the important issues raised by SAG-AFTRA in negotiations. During this critical and difficult time for our industry, the Directors Guild strongly supports the actors who will be on strike beginning tomorrow. We are proud to stand with actors and writers in their fight to win agreements that address their unique and important concerns, just as they supported us in our negotiations. And together, we are all in a shared fight for a vibrant, sustainable industry that fairly values all of our unique contributions.” Producers Guild: The Producers Guild of America stands with SAG-AFTRA as its members make the difficult decision to strike against the studios, companies, amd streamers that make up the AMPTP. As the second major union to take this bold step, our industry stands at a pivotal moment in time. The combined actions of SAG-AFTRA and the ongoing writers strike signify a monumental sacrifice by actors and writers, one that is aimed at driving meaningful change within our industry. We believe that fair compensation and essential benefits, including access to health care, are a critical concern and the inherent right of every individual working in this industry. We stand in solidarity with our colleagues. Teamsters General President Sean M. O’Brien and Motion Picture Division Director Lindsay Dougherty “The Teamsters stand with SAG-AFTRA members in their fight for a fair contract. “More than 180,000 SAG-AFTRA and WGA members are now on strike, demanding to be compensated and respected for their labor. “Greedy studios have brought this strike on themselves. These multibillion-dollar corporations—including Amazon, Netflix, Disney, and Apple—are only successful because of the hard work of union members. “Workers in this industry are united. They are demanding to be paid their fair share of the wealth they generate for the studios. Teamsters are proud to stand with them in this fight and will continue honoring picket lines.” Jennifer Dorning, President of the Department for Professional Employees, AFL-CIO “DPE and our coalition of professionals stand with SAG-AFTRA members going on strike. SAG-AFTRA members help bring to life TV shows, films, and other content that produce billions in profits for hugely successful studios. Performers, like all professionals, must be able to pursue family-supporting careers as their industry evolves with new technologies. DPE calls on the AMPTP to negotiate a contract that provides SAG-AFTRA members with a fair return on their work. Solidarity with SAG-AFTRA members who join Writers Guild members in holding the line for a fair contract!”

FOX's "Stars⭐On MARS🚀"

https://youtube.com/@FOXTV FOX Networks: "Stars⭐On MARS🚀" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_on_Mars (Journal Entries 2.0)
Marshawn is Somebody Who ABSOLUTELY
NEEDS Somebody To Tackle Him, Then Ram His Skull💀 Into A Metal Bench &
Keep Doing So Until He's Totally Freaking Incoherent. Whereas Lance is Just A Cranky Old Asshole & WE ALL KNOW You CAN'T EVER Change ANY Geezers Minds. You Just Leave Them Alone!
Andy is Sooo Loveable💗 After #AdorableAriel Wept😭
She Realized That Enough
People Believe in Her & That
It Was Time To Step-Up!
THEN A MeteorShower Hit; Ripping Holes in Their Hab & Causing Oxygen To Deplete!! Ariel Chose Tinache To Be Her 2nd.
💪Strong Celebs HAD TO Plug Holes
with They're Limbs, While Nimble Ones Mixed A Solution To Fill-In Each Hole! Ariel Thought It Would Be Nice To Distract Them with Trivia, But AGAIN: Lance & Marshawn
Were Totally Annoyed with It?
Rhonda THEN Quoted #Mando😂
Later, Andy & Tinache Reminded
Ariel That Ashley Just Slept &
#Lounged; Plugging 1-Low Hole!
So She Was Rightfully Sent Home.
Episode #7: Andy Becomes The #BaseCommander & Computers💻 A.I. #ShortCircut's Into A Type #KillerApp Like: #GLaDOS/HAL? Lance's Cycling🚴 Skills Are NOW NEEDED, But He & Marshawn Decide To Take Turns At It, While The Girls Figure Out A #CloseEncounters Type Musical Note🎼🎹 Situation To Unlock🔓 They're Newest Team Members! Rhonda RLY Misses Home🏡 & Her Baby👶 & Therefore is Granted Her Wish🌠🌌 Episode-8 Continued The Events, In-Which #CatCora STILL Held A MASSIVE Grudge Against #AndyRichter, Due To Him Placing Her in Bottom-3. Andy THEN, TRIED To Mend Ties, By Nominating Her OVER Tinache To Be The Next One In-Charge... So Cat Sent Andy On An Outside Mission! Andy Kept Arogantly😏Babbling-On💬
Com-Links🎧 During The Mission, While Lance Was Leading The NOW Blinded👓 (Shielded🛡) Team; Due To A MASSIVE #SolarFlare🌞. So Andy Pretty-Much Sealed His Fate.

Target🎯Pride🏳️‍🌈⚧️??

NOW The GOP🐘 (To Which
I WAS Republican) is NOW
Using #Muslims Mass Hatred
AGAINST Trans Individuals??
THIS IS INTOLERABLE😠!!!
But FULLY EXPLAINS That
9/11 Was Most Likely Planned
By These Sick Psychopaths!!
While I've NOT Been A Huge
Taget Shopper Over The Past
2-Years...Corperations Should
NOT ALLOW Themselves To Be
Bullied By These Right-Wingers! https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/5/25/23737338/target-abprallen-pride-boycott-bud-light-trans-controversy-stock-price, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/business/target-lgbtq-merchandise-pressure-trans/index.html https://corporate.target.com/press/releases/2023/05/Target-Statement-on-2023-Pride-Collection #TargetPride; #TransPride. #BoycottDoritos; #SolidBlack Me & My Family Have NEVER Eaten: Ben & Jerry's #IceCream. Eventhough We HAVE Drunk @Snapple; When It Was in Glass Jars! But NOW I GUARANTEE We'll Avoid It. As We Actually Enjoyed MGM's 1950 Production Of "Annie Get Your Gun" & Disney's Animated: #PeterPan!