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offical tf-movie flashgame playable at gorillaarcade. (just click the pic)


Monday, July 5, 2010

Moore's of NBNC Present: World's largest BBQ sandwich! (Also, What is: RETRO N3?)



http://www.newbernsj.com/news/class-88754-record-world.html

New Bern, North Carolina: biggest barbecue bun, Guinness Book of World Records authentication ceremony, July 4th, 2010. Made by Moore's Barbecue of New Bern, NC. The July 4th festivities kicked off in Union Point Park with Tommy Moore and his team creating a Guinness World Record - World's Largest Barbeque Bun. The bun weighed in at 1,336 pounds and fed more than 2,000 people! NC Governor Beverly Perdue, NC Representative Alice Graham Underhill, New Bern’s Mayor Lee Bettis, Thomas Jefferson (reenacted) and Linda Staunch, were some of New Bern’s most notable figures to join the Towns 300th Anniversary festivities. Tommy and his crew worked
vigorously as they topped the bun with barbeque and coleslaw to have it ready to serve the hungary crowd. It was truly an Independence Day that will go down in the history of NC's First Capitol And Birthplace of Both Cheerwine AND Most Noteably...Brad's Drink (aka; PEPSI-Cola) Massive Congrats to Tommy Moore, and his hard working...family, friends, employees (and US Marine Corp.-who got 1st dibs on the ribs...lol)

Nintendo, Sega controllers and carts find a new home in the RetroN 3 device which plays Genesis, SNES and NES carts! Very Nice way to consolidate classic consoles...Available in retro-futurist red or serious black. The RetroN 3 gaming system is compatible with your Nintendo, Sega Genesis, and SNES cartridges. And if that weren't enough for you (as it seldom is) you can use a pair of the original controllers from either of those three classic consoles. If that seems awesome enough, it also packs its own wireless controllers. it's now Available for $70...WHAT A BARGAN, WHAT A BARGAN FOR ME!!!

Friday, July 2, 2010

wii2, SONIC4, RingEdge/Ringwide/Zone/Dreamcast 2...OMFG!?!

Nintendo Wii2 w/Bluray, Sega RingEdge/Ringwide/Zone/Dreamcast 2 (New Console w/Seaman 2, BorderBreak, Xtreme-Monkeyball, Needlemouse, Comix Zone 2, Panzer Dragoon Saga Online, Shenmue-3/Shenmue Online AND SONIC 4!)
(SEGA is planning to unveil an Online streaming device using RingWide hardware which will compete against the Wii and sell for $150. It uses the Radeon 2600 HDpro GPU chip which is basically simluar to 360's "Xenos". The RingEdge HD console project is sadly, currently on hold.)
There is a reason SEGA hasn't started on Shenmue III...There is a reason that SEGA waits to port it's best arcade titles...There is a reason that games like Yakuza 3 were originally not going to make it to the west...
SEGA has given the fanbase multiple games that they asked for after they complained, and every single time the fanbase never lives up to their end of the bargain....

http://news.cnet.com/digitalhome/?keyword=Sega Sonic 4 Teaser

Sonic 4 w/KNUCKLES

LEGO Harry Potter (Years: 1-4 Review)

Beginning: Diagon Ally/Gringots

Hogwarts Troll Attack!

Jinxed Broom (wii Co-op)

Aragog Trailer

Year 2 - Whomping Willow

Inside Hogsmeade

Baskalisk Trailer

Prisoner of Azkaban Trailer

Tri-Wizard Tournament

Goblet of Fire Trailer

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Disney's Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Tom's Preview

This Preview Comes Courtesy Of Tom (Myspace) Who Said: "We’ve got 3 new clips from ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,’ starring Nicholas Cage as the sorcerer. Judging by the clips, we can say that we should expect a movie saturated with beautiful visual effects."

“I’m a huge nerd,” says Jay Baruchel who plays Dave, AKA the sorcerer’s apprentice. “Growing up, my favorite stuff in my whole life has been guys who shoot energy out of their hands at monsters, and telekenesis and all that cool stuff. I never got to audition for that stuff, it was always for, you know, the Milo Ventamiglia type, but I’m the fan. So for me to read a script as a part that I might be considered for, something that I could play, I was like ‘oh, I have to be in this movie.’ Just to have a footage of me shooting energy out of my hand, that was the deal closure for me.”
SA-Dragon Ring

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Dragon Ring

Summer Movies | MySpace Video

SA-Sorcery 101

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Sorcery 101

Summer Movies | MySpace Video

SA-Hungarian Mirror Trap

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Hungarian Mirror Trap

Summer Movies | MySpace Video

http://digg.com/movies/The_7_Most_Popular_Hidden_Easter_Eggs_In_Star_Wars?OTC-ig
http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com/harrypotter.html AND http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
(Legend of Neil AND The Guild) http://www.effinfunny.com/index.php, http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/
http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/humor/article/legend-of-neil-season-1-92911
Here's The 1st, 3rd And Last Episodes From Season 2 Of The Mini-Webseries...PLUS Teaser of Season 3 Which Continues In August, For The Rest, Post The Above Links In Your Hotbar!




New TF3-Film News...http://showhype.com/video/transformers-3-moving-platform-set/
Oh, And 26-yr old Brit-Actor Andrew Garfield Becomes Schoolboy, Peter Parker in Jamie Vanderbuilt And Marc Webb's NEW Spidey Reboot (For Crappy Remake-TRILOGY; Which Starts 5/11/12) Big Wh00p...Since Spidey Films Are Axed After 2015 Anyway!
(I've ALWAYS Been A HUGE MARVEL/Comic Book Fan...Even Have OVER 600 Comics,
But w/ What They Did To Venom/Eddie Brock In Spidey-3 And This New Crapfest...
I Guess That Means Spidey Is Now OFFICALY DEAD 2 US FANS!!!)
Oh And B4 I Forget...If "BEST BUY" Fired A 25-yr Old Kid For Simply Showing The Difference Between New So-Called Phones, What's To Stop Them From "Removing" The NBC Show "CHUCK" Off The Airwaves? Doesn't That MOCK Their Store...Think About It!

(BTW...The WHOLE REASON THEY EVEN CREATED THE EMBED CODE WAS TO SHARE/SPREAD THE VID(S) AROUND, CREATING A FOLLOWING OF FANS, IN ORDER TO FATTEN CEO's WALLETS!)


Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Deathly Hallows (Claymatioin HP-FanFilm-2)


Pt.16 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.17 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.18 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.19 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.20 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.21 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.22 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.23 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.24 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.25 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.26 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Deathly Hallows (Claymation HP-FanFilm-1)


"HP7-Deathly Hallows" MTV-2nd OFFICAL Teaser

Pt.5 (Great Claymation Continues The Wedding...)

Pt.6 (Great Story/claymation w/CRAPPY Acting/Voiceovers!)(except RON!)

Pt.7 (Great Story/claymation w/CRAPPY Acting/Voiceovers!)(except RON!)

Pt.8 (Great Story/claymation w/CRAPPY Acting/Voiceovers!)(except RON!)

Pt.9 (Great Story/claymation w/CRAPPY Acting/Voiceovers!)(except RON!)

Pt.10 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.11 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.12 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.13 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.14 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Pt.15 (Great Story/claymation w/BETTER Acting/Voiceovers!)

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

PARANORMAL CARS 2 (Paramount Trailers & PIXAR POSTERS)


1st Goto http://sentientdevelopments.com, Then Goto http://paranormalmovie.com
"Paranormal Activity 2" (Paramount-Teaser)

"Paranormal Activity 2" (Fan-Parody...NOT OFFICAL!)

BTW...I've NEVER Watched OR Put Links To ANY FILM(s) ANYWHERE ONLINE...EVER!!!
(-Hell, My 1-Gig PC Can't Even Goto HULU Without Crashing...lol.)
I Only Place LINKS To FanFilms/Parodys And OFFICAL Teasers/Trailers ONLY...Read The Disclamer Below!

Deathly Hallows (SIMS 2 HP-FanFilm-Set-2)


Pt.08-1 (Wedding-Begins)

Pt.08-2 (Wedding-Continues)

Pt.09-1 (BOOK-AUDIO ONLY!)

Pt.09-2 (BOOK-AUDIO ONLY!)

Pt.09-3 (BOOK-AUDIO ONLY!)

Pt.09-4 (BOOK AUDIO ONLY!)

Deathly Hallows (SIMS 2 HP-FanFilm-Set-1)


Pt.01

Pt.02

Pt.03

Pt.04

Pt.05

Pt.06

Pt.07

Monday, June 28, 2010

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows-p1: Proper Teaser

1st GOTO...www.jkrowling.com/ Then Goto... http://harry-potter-7-movie-trailer.blogspot.com/ Here's Another HP-DH Teaser From January 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haScxQMg-Mk

2-PART EPIC FINALE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS...
1st Part- Begins December 2010...2nd Part- Grand Finale July 2011.

Our story begins when Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their rather dangerous mission to track down and destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction—the Horcruxes. On their own, without the guidance of their professors or the protection of Professor Dumbledore, the three friends must now rely on one another more than ever. But there are Dark Forces in their midst that threaten to tear them apart.

Meanwhile, the wizarding world has become a dangerous place for all enemies of the Dark Lord. The long-feared war has begun and Voldemort's Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrorizing and arresting anyone who might oppose them. But the one prize they still seek is the one most valuable to Voldemort: Harry Potter. The Chosen One has become the hunted one as the Death Eaters search for Harry with orders to bring him to Voldemort... alive.

Harry's only hope is to find the Horcruxes before Voldemort finds him. But as he searches for clues, he uncovers an old and almost forgotten tale—the legend of the Deathly Hallows. And if the legend turns out to be true, it could give Voldemort the ultimate power he seeks.

Little does Harry know that his future has already been decided by his past when, on that fateful day, he became "the Boy Who Lived." No longer just a boy, Harry Potter is drawing ever closer to the task for which he has been preparing since the day he first stepped into Hogwarts: the ultimate battle with Voldemort.



UNIVERSAL's Wizarding World (Elusive Prices...THE REAL DEAL!)

For those Witches OR Wizars in Trainning who are/were seeking anything from ZONKO's Joke Shop to Prices for Ollivander's Wands, Wizard Robes, Stuffed Hedwig (Owl), Golden Snitch, Butterbeer, Pumpkin Juice, Bertie Botts (Any Flavor) Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Brittish Foods OR Other Collectables...Here's The CORRECT Price List!

At Zonko's (Gadgets and Gifts) Prices Range From: $15 (Golden Snitch w/Case, Sneakoscope, House Baceballs) $25 (Hedwig Puppet, Knitted House Scarfs, Fanged Flyer, T-Shirts...etc.) $100 (Sweaters And Wizard Robes)

Ollivander's Wands Come in Dusty Collector's Box and are selected baced on Birthdate, You have 5-min to browse and prices range from $25-$35 (Sadly...The Glowing "Chosen One" Light Appears At Random...Sorry!)

Honeydukes (Candy Shoppe): Pumpkin Juice (in Collector's Bottle) $6, Crispy Chocolate Frog (2-pack w/ 3D Wizard Card) $4, Bertie Bott's (Any Flavor) Beans 3oz Box (10-flavor) $3, 5oz Velvet-like Bag (35ct) $6

Hog's Head (Pub and Eatery): Butterbeer (Tastes Like Butterscotch/Caramel Cream Soda) Frozen in Collector's Mug $9.50 (Refil $4.25), Cool in Collector's Mug $8.50 (Refil $3.25), Chilled in Disposable Cup $4 (NO REFILS!!!)

They Also serve many types of Beer (Domestic OR Imported) on Tap for a suprisingly resonable sum, As for Food...Shepard's Pie OR Fish and Chips $10-$15 (OTHER Deluxe Meals Range Up To $50 EACH...ouch!)



Friday, June 25, 2010

WATCH OUT For These....Little Fockers!!!

Little Fockers Trailer (Ben Stiller, Robert "Bobby" DeNiro, Blythe Danner, Barb S.)
In this third instalment of "Meet the Parents" Nothing and NO ONE are what it seems.


M.Night's THE LAST AIRBENDER -in 3D- (Baced on NICK-Jr's AVATAR Series/Manga)


I'm Telling You Twit, http://bakugannewvestroia.webs.com/apps/profile/59574230/
Is NOT ME!!! (BTW...Why Would I Join A Crappy Group About Bakugan...WTF?)
BUT THIS IS YOU...facebook.com/profiles/transformers/live-action-movie

Unessisary Bleeping...Enjoy!

So, how do you turn a loveable Counting Muppet from the Streets of CTW into a dirty, sick, laugh riot? Simple: Just Insert bleeped-out profanity. The result is pretty damn funny...Gratz!

This next vid comes from Jimmy and needs no intro other when your a pedo who plays with Dolls and live in the Hood even your Postman knows you've been up to no good...afterall, Fred McFeely WAS in the Military...lol! (Enter: SAILOR MOUTH!)

Jimmmy Kimmel gets F#&$%#d-Up on LOST....this is probably the cream of the creepy crap...you can't get more F#&$%#d-Up then this!

How do you turn a gritty, straight-ahead science fiction drama like Fox's late, lamented Sarah Connors Chronicles into a dirty, filthy laugh riot? Simple: Just Insert bleeped-out profanity. The result is pretty damn funny. I see great potential here Roxy....Gratz!

























(BTW...Some Turdy Douche Hacked Into My Blogger Recently...Anal MOFO-QFT's!!!)

Chicago Gets More Bayhem...In A Good Way!



So it seems that the week long visit to the city of Chicago by Bay and his crew has brung an unintended gift of increased traffic problems for an already overly congested city. http://chicagotribune.com/about-last-night. reports of a news conference held yesterday by the Office of Emergency Management and Communications about the TF3 shoot that is scheduled to run from July 10th to August 19th to tell people about the possible traffic problems the shoot will cause. But the really important part is the bit about how Bay will crap all over Nolan's stupid, yet fan crazy Dark Knight remake which was filmed in the same city just a few years ago.

OEMC Executive Director Jose Santiago said the closures on LaSalle Street (8 p.m. July 9 to 5 a.m. July 12), the Michigan Avenue bridge (8 p.m. July 16 to 5 a.m. July 19) and Upper Wacker Drive (9 p.m. July 18 to 5 a.m. July 22) will have the most impact on traffic. He added that most of the movie's filming in Chicago will take place during daylight.

“It's an ambitious production … but we and the producers are committed to mitigating the disruptions and addressing community concerns,” said Chicago Film Office Director Rich Moskal.

What can locals expect from bayhem — besides the usual traffic jams? Moskal said recently "some of the scenes they're planning to do could match if not exceed the strange stuff seen in Nolan's crazy remake of ‘The Dark Knight.”

Yes, he's talking about the 2008 Batman film that featured openly gay cowboys eating pudding while pretending to be iconic characters and a great big mushroom cloud that leveled an old abandoned chocolate factory previously run by a psychotic pedophille, which because of the current state of the economy recently put his openly flamboyant fudge-packers out of work...Good job Chicogoians.

“Flying debris, flipping trucks, it's the same sort of stuff you usually see being digitaly added afterward". Basicly, only a handful of directors can obtain the special permits and production schedule strategy pull this crap off. It would be great if a Chicago local can get some pictures or video of this whole mess.

BTW...it is this authors opinion that the above statements are just plain silly and seem made up, but entertaining nonetheless...thank you for this ignorant fluff moronic reporters!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Why Are Shia And Rosie Holding Hands?



Shia LaBeouf and his Transformers 3 co-star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley have been spotted holding hands on-set in between filming for the action blockbuster, according to reports. “Shia and Rosie are very friendly on-set and laughing and joking with each other,” an eyewitness said. The pair are also said to have been spending “hours” in one another’s trailers. Commenting on the 24-year-old’s encouragement for the first-time actress, the source said: “She looked a little nervous at times, but Shia was always reassuring her that she was doing a good job.” Director Michael Bay has also reportedly been supportive of the Victoria’s Secret “Angel” on-set.

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/set-pic-of-tyrese-and-shia-reacting-to-something-in-transformers-3-10268
http://bakugannewvestroia.webs.com/apps/profile/59574230/
(BTW...Why Would I Live In Cally & Join A Group About Bakugan...WTF?)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

\/\Mighty Marvel Mooby Mania/\/

The AVENGERS (Really Great Fan-Trailer)

SPIDER-MAN 4 (Badly Edited Fan-Teaser)

SHADOW OF THE BATMAN (Fan-Films & B3 Details)

Goto http://fanfilms.net to watch "BATMAN: City Of Scars" Pt.1-Pt.3

"BATMAN: Shadow of the Bat" (2012)
From: http://incontention.com/?p=5038 and Variety..."Warner Brothers’ Batman franchise will take a third and final bow in the summer of 2012...Seriously!

“Shadow of the Bat,” the sequel to 2008’s “The Dark Knight,” will introduce quiz-master villain the Riddler to audiences for a third time after the character appeared in the 1960s television series and 1995’s “Batman Forever.” Funny man Jim Carrey has been tapped to reprise the role in “Shadow,” while helmers Joel Schumacher and Tim Burton, the filmmakers behind the Caped Crusader’s first theatrical franchise, have been brought on as consultants to the production, which director Christopher Nolan says will be his final take on Gotham City.

“I felt it novel to tie the third and final chapter to the character’s roots on the screen,” Nolan said. “Tim and Joel had 2 completely different visions of Batman, visions that contrast vastly with my own. I don’t feel that negates the possibility of a creative convergence. Batman is more than just the ideas of one team of artists. He is the result of seven decades of pop culture influence and innovation.”

WB is eying a May 2012 release date for the film to coincide with the 73rd anniversary of Batman’s first comic book appearance in 1939." UPDATE-- Comedian "Robin Williams" is currently looking into playing: "The Riddler".

BATMAN (Harley Quinn's Origin) (8-min FanFilm)

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

TF3-Prod-Set Question...WHERE IS NEST?


JustJared.com has posted a few images and http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/first-look-transformers-3/7358ap7k? has posted a one-minute video that shows Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as they run from a Decepticon. These pics were apparently taken while were the cast and crew filming at the tilting office set at Playa Vista in LA. This specific scene had Shia, Rosie and military troops being chased by an evil Decepticon, who tips the building over. For this shot, one floor of an entire office building was built on a giant platform, which tilted at an angle while “tipped over."

Monday, June 21, 2010

Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Trailer(s)


The Trailer Was Attached To Toy Story 3...Still, GO SEE TS3...IT'S A MUST WATCH!

TEKKEN And TRON 2.0 Legacy OFFICAL TEASERS!


TEKKEN-OFFICAL TRAILER

TRON 2.0 Legacy Teaser
Un-Pause The Game...Dec.17th 2010

Here's A Peek at some awesome marketing props for TRON LEGACY... it's a Light Cycle that leaves a light trail. Glowy Headphones. Action Figures that I seriously need to press a button on. And more toys coming out later in the year! Check it out:

Green Envy See's into THE FUTURE (Teaser-Trailers)


The Green Hornet (2011)

From Sony Pictures and Screenplay Writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg comes a movie starring Seth Rogan Cameron Diaz, Jay Stephen Chou, Blake Lively and Michael Cena.
It's everyone's favorite journalist turned drunk Millionaire son of Krypton...Oh wait, that's Green Arrow and Superman's storylines mixed...my bad. Oh wait...it DOES have the same storylines, nevermind. Anyways...Who befiends a very tech-savy asian nammed Kato in order to become the vigilante crime fighter: Green Hornet! (On NOTE, this USED to be the film that Writer/Director Kevin Smith had been keeping in development hell...Until Seth himself said screw it, i'll do it damn myself...lol!)


BTW...Goto: GreenHornetMovie.com and Smurfhappens.com

Ryan Reynolds OR Nathan Fillian? Green Lantern (Okay Fan-Teaser)

Watch Out For: THE SMURFS?

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical shroom filled world and into ours — in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before the Villianious Gargamel and his Cat tracks them down.

Honestly Sony, the only way this might work is because of the Awesome talents of
Neil Patrick Harris, George Lopez, Katy Perry and Hank Azaria as Gargamel.

Friday, June 18, 2010

TF3 Cars Now On Set! (Pix and Video Proof !)






A few months ago Bumblebee was rumored to have become a convertible due to a
change in design for the Chevy Camaro and now its Sideswipe's turn. In ROTF,
Sideswipe's alt mode was the Corvette Stingray Concept car. Corvette Blogger
then posted an image of a convertible version of the concept car spotted near
a Transformers 3 set that suggests that Sideswipe might get an upgrade.
Since the vehicle has yet to be released by Chevy, I am sure they wouldn't
mind the current model making an appearance in the movie. It's way too early
to say this is an accurate assumption as we don't even know if the character is
in the movie. This is a very sleek looking ride so it might be a welcome
alteration to the character. I assume this occurred at or near Playa-Vista in LA.
So the images above show Skids, Mudflap, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime and the
Ferrari 458 Italia vehicle that Bay revealed would be an Autobot in the movie.
The Stingray Convertible was spotted near beverly hills, At least according to http://jalopnik.com/5565049/corvette-stingray-concept-goes-convertible UPDATE--
Above is a brief video that was filmed in downtown Los Angeles at 4th Street and Main and shows a red Ferrari 458 Italia, Bumblebee Camaro and the grey Stingray convertible driving away without its top on set. I sure hope he has more screen time than in ROTF. So it seems that the Chevy Corvette Centennial Convertible IS the new alt mode for Sideswipe in Transformers 3. Hmmmm...looks like someone gets into Bumblebee when those people run out of the building...Maybe Sam? I'm guessing that his office was just attacked. That would explain the moving office set piece from earlier this month! So this could be the building where he works or on closer observation it could be just a Hotel...anyways, something bad must have happened, therefore sending the staff running out and Autobots to rescue Sam...Yay!

TF3 Heads For Both Milwaukee and Detroit?



Transformers 3 will be packing its bags to head to Milwaukee, Wisconsin according to OnMilwaukee.com and http://milwaukee.bizjournals.com, TF3 production will bring 150 cast and crew to the Milwaukee Art Museum and and Tower Automotice site on July 12-13. No details on exactly what is being filmed or with what cast members.

A casting call will be held Saturday, June 26, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m., at the Hilton Milwaukee City Center in the Wright Ballroom on the fourth floor. If you're a female or male "trendy executive type," 18 or over, you're invited to show up (with a pen, please).

"We're really excited to showcase the Art Museum in what will be one of the most anticipated blockbuster films for next summer," said Milwaukee Art Museum Director Dan Keegan.

"The film will give the venue worldwide exposure during our 10th year anniversary celebration of the Santiago Calatrava designed Quadracci Pavilion."

The Tower Automotive site on Capitol Drive will also be utilized, but don't bother showing up at either location. The sets are closed to the public and the museum will be closed to the public on July 12.

"We are thrilled that Milwaukee can host the cast and crew of 'Transformers 3' and we recognize the economic benefits and pride of place that blockbuster movies bring to Milwaukee and Wisconsin," said Dave Fantle, from VISIT Milwaukee and president of the Film Wisconsin board.

"Logistical planning for the film began last November, and the cooperation between the city, the county and the private sectors have been tremendous help."

UPDATE-- http://www.freep.com/article/20100622/ENT01/100622041/-Transformers-3-to-film-in-Detroit-in-August is reporting that Transformers returns to the Motor City once again in August. The franchise last visited Detroit, Michigan for ze first Transformers film, primarily at Michigan Central Station. Filming will be for two to three weeks but no specifics on locations that production will be using. Detroit now joins Bay's other visits. Maybe his next line-up will be...Kennedy Space Center?

TOY STORY 3 vs JONAH HEX!




It's the comic book bad ass VS the toy store terrors! The pugilistic plastic puppets VS the wicked waylaying westerner!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Toy Story 3 - Flashing forward 10 years or more, Andy is on his way to college, leaving Woody and his pals to one of two fates. The attic or donation to the local daycare center. In a twist of accidental fate, off the the daycare center they go where all seems like toy Eden..until the toddlers come!! PLASTIC CARNAGE!! I have to make a note that, ever since the second movie when they defined how much Woody, his horse and Jessie are worth, I twitch whenever I see them walking around on pavement..or dirt..or the air...much less being gnawed on by little drooling humans. This was true HORROR for me. Without giving away the plot, not all is what it seems at the daycare center, so the film turns into a caper movie with the toys trying to find their way home again. The only change this time around is the odd number of "evil" characters and the completely random and almost disturbing nature of some of the circumstances and scenes! This movie is so weird, I found myself half covering my eyes at times, not knowing what the hell I was watching. I can only imaging these scenes might scare kids a little!

The oddness of the story line didn't detract from my enjoyment one bit. The pace is swift and the comedy non-stop, with imagery so unexpected I found myself laughing harder as I shook my head in disbelief. This might be a little intense for smaller kids, but Toy Story 3 is every bit as fun as a Toy Story movie should be and doesn't disappoint one bit. The 3D, however, is inconsequential, so don't feel that you NEED to see the movie in this format for maximum enjoyment. Honestly, I don't recall anything coming at me, causing me to duck down in startled amazement. I even forgot we were watching in 3D about 10 minutes in. Get out to the movies this weekend and give Toy Story 3 the well deserved #1 spot, but leave the glasses behind.

Jonah Hex - Jonah Hex (Brolin) is a man haunted by the death of his wife and child at the hands of the insidious Quentin Turnbull (Malkovich). Scarred horribly by Turnbull and left for dead, Hex is saved by friendly Native Americans who yank him back, inches from the here after and thus, changed by having seen the other side. Now, Hex can communicate with the dead with a touch and roams the dusty trails as an outlaw bounty hunter with a taste for a prostitute named Lilah (Fox) and a scar across his mug you’d never forget.

The rest of this tale is either irrelevant or makes no sense. Hex believes Turnbull to be dead, which is reversed minutes later; a pointless plot fact since we all know Turnbull is the main bad guy before we even enter the theater. Hex’s “talking to the dead” gimmick stands as the only pleasing effect in the whole film but things revealed during these moments, while pushing Hex toward the bad guy, seem forced and could have been easily replaced with some bar drunk pointing in the right direction…but what fun would that be?! The dialogue falls out of actors mouths with the pacing of a sub-par community theater performance, as if they were all told to sit down and watch Silverado before the shoot as their only reference. The result is agonizing with a series of peripheral characters standing around like civil war reenactors or those odd puppets in the Hall of Presidents, pitching their lines at main characters who seem to yawn back at them.

SPEAKING of acting! While watching Jonah Hex, you’d think the film was shot in a single week with actors given 2 days to read the script and cue cards to cover the rest. Brolin’s mangled mouth piece assures most of his lines are delivered through gritted teeth, rendered unintelligible. This makes his scenes with Megan Fox extra hysterical, as her delivery is extra mumbly with a sort of drawl, which isn’t to be confused with a southern drawl. She just drawn her words out and makes every word sound gnarly. It’s not sexy. John Malkovich slow walks from scene to scene with the intensity of someone performing a task they were talked into by a cousin who nagged them for a solid year. I’d swear he doesn’t change his facial expression even once and delivers his lines with a softness you reserve for ordering desert after a pleasing meal. This leaves Michael Fassbender as the maniacal, heavily tattoo’d Burke who dances through every scene and twirls a giant knife as if he studied the art since childhood. Fassbender seems the only person behaving as if he’s in a crazy, comic adapted western with super natural overtones and comes off more like a Robocop nemesis than cohort to Turnbull, who is most likely sleeping somewhere behind him. Special mentions should be given to Wes Bently and Will Arnett who are so miscast and odd, even with the small roles given, that they may as well be in a Saturday Night Live skit spoofing the movie. Finally, a tip of my hat to Tom Wopat (yes, that Duke boy) who acts his ass off despite the stupidity happening around him and succeeds in proving he deserves more movie roles.

80 minutes feel like 2 hours as this dull fantasy rolls along with lame, unlikely action, horrible writing and zero atmosphere. If you consider a red tinted “dream sequence” that replays throughout the film as cutting edge cinematography, then I suggest you partake in any one of a number of the SyFy channel’s “original” movies and save some cash. When I saw the names Neveldine and Taylor come up in the credits as screen writers I nearly yelled LIAR!! This complete mess of a film could not be the work of the guys who brought us the Crank films and Gamer. Jonah Hex lacks the quirkiness and risk taking that is the backbone of those films. Jonah Hex has to be a hack job and after cutting the meat to ribbons in an attempt to form a coherent story line, we are left with 80 minutes of sweaty boredom, laughable action gimmicks and an “ultimate weapon” that will remind the more geeky among us of the Dragon Balls from Dragon Ball Z. They, too, make no sense.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

TF3 Brings Economic Boost To Chicago's Magnificent Mile!



Collecticon.org recently reported that Transformers 3 production will close Chicago's Magnificent Mile for three days (after business hours) as they film footage in the area. The site had also previously reported the productions intention of using the area for this film.

Chicago’s Michigan Avenue, also known as “The Magnificent Mile”, will be closed to foot and vehicular traffic on July 15th at 8 PM through July 19th at 5 AM for commencement of filming for Transformers 3. There will be lots of explosions and crashing cars during this time. The general public will not be allowed to enter the area directly surrounding Michigan Avenue and the filming is expected to be intense. Businesses along Michigan Avenue are currently receiving information regarding the filming schedule. This will in effect close down the busiest shopping district in Chicago for 3 & 1/2 full days! Security is expected to be very tight.

UPDATE-- A recent article from the Chicago Sun Times discusses Transformers 3 impending invasion of the city starting from July 10th to August 19th. According to the article, the six week shoot is expected to "pump $20 million into the local economy and create 200 jobs, including 10 internships for inner-city students."

“You’re gonna see a little bit of mayhem. You know, I mean it wouldn’t be ‘Transformers’ without it,” Di Bonaventura said. “Hopefully, it’ll be fun. What we find is, people really end up enjoying the spectacle of what we’re doing.”

[Mayor] Daley said a certain degree of mayhem is fine with him so long as “safety comes first. . . . They’re very conscious of that. You don’t want to say where you can go, where you can’t go. They replace everything. They don’t destroy buildings,” he said. “This is all about creativity. They have to figure out their audiences. . . . Younger people are attached to this.”

Seventeen-year-old Montel Williams certainly is. A student at North Lawndale College Prep, he’s one of the film-loving Chicago Public School students lucky enough to be hired as an intern for the filming. “I have a passion for film. It’s in my heart deeply. . . . I’m ready for hands-on,” Williams said. “This is my career. I’m looking for anything out there that’s gonna benefit me and my career.”

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Spielburg's "Real Steel" Gets An Odd Go!



These pictures of rather odd robots are from Ain't It Cool News. The pic(s) are reported to have been taken from the Chicago set for Steven Spielburg's next film "Real Steel" with Hugh Jackman. the above robot is called "Bruiser". But the name is likely a placeholder and of course CGI will add some life to the prop.

For reasons I can't nail down, that robot makes me think "Frankenstein's monster". This in turns makes me think that maybe a plot element is an attempt by humans to re-create robotic technology but that is just speculation on my part.

The movie is comes out November 18th, 2011 and "tells the story of a father and his estranged 11-year-old son who enter the world of robotic boxing. You see, in the future, human boxing has been outlawed, replaced with sports combat between human-trained 2000-pound heavy steel robots."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mark Ryan TF3 Interview!



TFW2005.com has just posted their interview with Transformers voice actor Mark Ryan. He is the voice of Bumblebee and Jetfire for the movies and usually does voices of the Transformers on set with the actors to help with timing of the "human" lines as usually the formal voice over recording for the Transformers is done later. In the interview he talks about how got hired, working on the films and voicing the characters. Below is a section that specifically is about Transformers 3, the rest of the interview is here.

TFW: Can you tell us anything about what's happening with TF3? What do you see yourself doing in Transformers 3? Will you be continuing as the on-set voice? What would you like to be doing?
Ryan: I am back onset and doing the voices again. There are several new robots, which I’ve played during filming but I can’t give details for obvious reasons. I do feel the storyline for TF3 is the most intriguing one in the series, so far. It’s an area I’m personally very interested in and find the history fascinating. Anyone who’s read The Pilgrim will know about these associated subjects. Having spent a part of my life in the military and in the more esoteric areas of intelligence work myself, I find the back-story for this one to be really cool. Also, the cast is just amazing! I’ve already worked with Frances McDormand and I was blown away with her good humor and down-to-earth approach to the size and scope of the project. Obviously working with both Shia and Josh is always a real honor and joy and I must give a shout-out to Harry Humphries and his Navy SEALS, who really bring the heat.

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