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Monday, June 26, 2023

Age Of "OzzFest👹" IS Long OVER!!

The NOW Laughable, But ONCE All-Powerful Forum at Ozzfest.com Was A HUGE Contender with SocialMedia Sites Such As: MySpace.com & The NOW Defunct Friendster! That It Was Even Sponcered By: SEGA, Ibanz & Even #LiveNation! But NOW It Seems Like A Barren-Shell Of It's Former Glory Days. As APPARENTLY... Well, Within The Past 2-Weeks Anyways; Some Anally-Retentive Coder Has Disabled ANY New Posts?? Even Film Or Music Reviews!!

Monday, June 19, 2023

Juneteenth; A Black-ish🌚 & Whitey👻 HIStory?

So, To #HELP Celebrate🍾
THIS YEARS #Juneteenth "Holiday"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth Last Year...Apparently The Director🎥 Behind #Barbershop✂ and FOX's
Suburb 2005 #FantasticFour🔥,
Decided To Try His Hands🙌 At
A Horror/Parody and It Was RLY GREAT!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Story #TheBlackening🌚 is Like: Jumanji🐘 Meets TheHaunting👻 and #SAW🤡​?
"If You Wanna Be Somebody...
If You Wanna Go Somewhere...
Then You Better Wake-Up and
PAY ATTENTION." -#SisterAct2.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blackening_(film)
Casper👻McFadden Was A Boy👦 and
#TheGhostlyTrio👻 Are His Uncles,
NOT His Brothers... As He Only EVER Had Just One; Spooky, Who Had Freckles and Wore A Bowler Hat. His Best Friends Were: HotStuff😈 and OBVIOUSLY #WendyWitch, As He ONLY Encountered #RichieRich👦
A Few Times... But Enjoyed Dollar's🐩 Company ALOT MORE! They Were Printed By: #HarveyComics! "Spooky👻 The Tuff Little Ghost" Was Casper's Brother! Nightmare Was Originally Casper's Pony🐎! Harvey's #TerryToon Animations
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrytoons Were: #MightyMouse🐁, SadCat😾, #DeputyDawg🐕, #BabyHuey, (DimwitDuck), SadSack,
Heckle and Jeckle (JimCrow's/Magpies).

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

FOX's "Stars⭐On MARS🚀"

https://youtube.com/@FOXTV
FOX Networks: "Stars⭐On MARS🚀" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_on_Mars (Journal Entries 1.0)
IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST #ScienceFiction Shows I'VE
EVER Watched...Seriously!
No Wonder #BillShatner Signed-On.
It's A Mix Between: #TheMartian,
#TheOrville, #RedDwarf & Yes,
OBVIOUSLY #BigBrother!!

But Besides Lower-Tier Celebs,
The Sets ARE Quite AMAZING!
#ArielWinter IS STUNNING...
#MarshawnLewis🏈 & Even
#RondaRousey🏋Are Hilarious,
As is The Navigator's Musings!
#ChristopherMintz (#McLovin);
Well...He Literally IS #RedMist🐓.
FYI: "Shiny Happy People" Are
Totally NOT #MissionCritical.

Just Like On #TheMartian, They're
Veggies Char-Up in The Atmosphere!
The Crew Discovers A K9-Companion?
Tinashe RLY Stepped-Up & Showed
Her Authority Over Marshawn;
Whose Been Consistently Lax.
Even Natasha's Weakness is
On The Board. But Ultimately,
Richard Decided That He ALONE
Should Take One For The Team?

While Yet, Another Loyal Pet
Was Added To Boost Morale,
There Was An Infestation &
Rations Were Running Low.
"Rousing-Ronda" Was Made
TeamLeader & Appointed Ariel
As Number-2. Yet Throughout
The Course, "Tommy-TooNice"
Had Been Having Various Issues
Regarding His Home Life &
Therefore Was Directionless?
While Natasha Was Proving
That Looks ISN'T Strength🏋&
LITERALLY PLEADED To Leave!
THEN A Last Minute Anouncenent
Of 4-NEW CrewMembers Joining?

The 1st 10-Minutes Into Ep.5 Dealt with Some VERY PERSONAL Issues That Are Near & Dear To MANY Of OUR Hearts💔. But Once Again, It Proved That Mr.One-Nut
Cyclist🚴 #LanceArmstrong IS TOTALLY A Bigot in EVERY Single Possible Way! Whereas Tinache, Ariel & OBVIOUSLY #AdamRippon Are The TRUE Champions!

So Adam Was Chosen To Be Base Commander & Chose Tinache To Be His Number-2. Crew Members HAD TO
Use RadDogs To 1st Eliminate &
Detonate The Nuclear Canisters,
Prior To Rescuing They're New Crew: Conan's Pal; #AndyRichter,
NBA🏀Celtics; #PaulPierce,
#IronChef🍳: #CatCora &
Bachelorette👰; AshleyLaconetti.
RadDogs Miraculously Returned.
But When A Meteor🌰Shower
Happens, Chaos💩Ensues!!

Monday, June 12, 2023

"Beau IS Afraid" Review

From #AriAster; Director Of: #Hereditary: #JoaquinPhoenix Plays A Paranoid
Manic Depressive; Who ALWAYS Seems Gets The Short-End Of the Stick;
VERY Similar To #TobeyMcGuire's
Version Of #PeterParker!

Beau is THEN Told To Take
Unregulated Medicine💊
By His Therapist & Oversleeps,
Missing His Plane✈ To Go See His Repressive Mother. Beau THEN Finds
That His Apartments Plumbing
Doesn't Work & Therefore He
Panics Over NOT Being Able To
Drink It with Water🚿. Beau THEN
Sees👀Bottles Being Delivered To A Bodega🏪Across The Street.
Beau Runs Across, Drinks One &
Attempts To Pay Via; Credit💳.
But Beau's 💳Card Gets Denied &
Beau THEN Scrounges-Up $1.50💵
Out Of $1.75💸; So That Illegal Indian
Piece Of Crap💩 Threatens To Call📞
The Police👮 OVER A DAMN QUARTER!!

I Personally Felt The DEEP
Impact Of The MAJORITY Of
What Beau Had Been Through.
Though Was VERY Conflicted At Times
Reguarding OTHER Rather Fantastical Events! As I Assumed It Would Have
Leaned More Torwards #InherentVice,
But Was Actually More Akin To:
Adventures Of #BaronMunchausen
(McKellen, Idol, Williams, Thurman)
The "Animated" Play Sequence
Was ACTUALLY The Story Of Job
(From TheBible, But with An Odd Shakespearean Event POV.

I TOTALLY 💯% Understand What
It's Like To Have A Mentally
Psychotic & Sociopathic Mother
Who Dictates EVERY Single Point
Of Your ENTIRE EXISTENCE!!
It's Absolutely Peak Gaslighting,
As Mona IS The Very Epitome Of
Narcissistic Parental Sadism!

Friday, June 9, 2023

"TransFormers X GIJOE; The Sting🦂Of Serpentor🐍"

Director Steven Caple Jr. says "G.I. Joe" Reveal Was Deemed So Classified, That He IntentionallyLeft It OUt Of the Film During Early "Test Screenings".

"We Been showing ALOT Of People A Whole Different Ending Which Wasn't Even 'G.I. Joe' AT ALL," Says Caple, Who Brought "Joe" Into The Script About Two-and-A-Half Years Back.

Transformers and G.I. Joe Had Already Crossed-Over in a Limited ComicBooks Published By Marvel in 1987. So Caple Pitched Di Bonaventura The Idea. The Producer Said That They Had BEEN TRYING to Merge These Two Sets of Characters together for Some Time. They Were Just Looking for the Right Moment.

"Frankly, Since The First [Transformers] Movie The Fans Have Been Saying, 'Please Put in G.I. Joes,' " He Recalls. "We Were Like, 'Well...That's A Great Idea For the Future. In Two Or Three Movies, We Should Definitely DO THAT.' Then It Lost Along The Way."


He Was Especially Excited About The Tech-Heavy "Joe" Franchise, Which Has Incorporated MANY Devices Such As The Transector (Powermaster) Exoskeleton; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers:_Super-God_Masterforce An "Accelerator Suit" That Would Seamlessly Blend-In with The "Transformers" World. "There's ALOT Of Gears To Workout in Combining BOTH These Franchises," Says Caple.
http://www.youtube.com/ve8tYdW-9OI,
Lorenzo DiBonaventura, Who Co-Produces BOTH "G.I.JOE & "Transformers" Film Series, Says He has Been Searching For ANY Method To Bridge These Worlds Together & "Rise of the Beasts" Has Just Given An Open Door🚪. https://youtu.be/17D84hfDNVY

"We Constructed This Story Where This Guy; Noah's Emotional Journey Involves Not Catching A Break; Getting A Job, So The Greatest Payoff WOULD Actually BE Working For G.I. Joe." http://www.youtube.com/XjsL6k9yqpg

Caple ALSO Stated That Various Producers Who Oversee These Franchises; Paramount, Hasbro, Even Producers #StevenSpielberg, Bay, Santos & MORE − HAD TO Sign-Off On It.

#Electronics Expert; #NoahDiaz (#Firefly) & His Buddy; Mirage Has Been Working Deep Undercover in Ukraine🇺🇦, While Mirage Had Befriended These Sleek Sports Cars; Not Noticing Small Decepticon Insignias in Odd Locations. Meanwhile... #Destro & #TheBaroness Was Working Hand-in-Hand with TheKremlin To Help Develop Project: #Menasor! (Unknown To Them, That Megatron Was ALSO Involved, Along with #CobraCommander!) Thor's Grandfather; Bor's Helmet👷WILL BE The Basis For
Serpentor in #TFvGIJOE.
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/serpentor/4005-11037/ BTW; Agent Burke's REAL ID Was Revealed To Be: Joesph Colton!

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

"TF; Rise Of The Beasts" (Review)

Here is My TRUE 80's Takara🤖Bayhem🌋Era TF-Fan Review Of StevenCapleJr's🥊 Continuation Of TravisScott's G1-Style Bumblebee🐝 Universe! https://youtu.be/cr_6ht8N-QY, https://youtu.be/LDva1Jo1GIM, https://youtu.be/BiRR-9kv0Hw, https://youtu.be/7pz8qnEDBN0, https://youtu.be/iwPP4FFFuQo, #InTheHeights #AnthonyRamos Plays #HonestThief; #NoahDiaz; Who's Tainted Military Carrier Forced Him To Stay Back To Help Take Care Of His Ailing Younger Brother; Chris Diaz, (Standout; Dean Scott Vazquez). While The 1st Half Of The Film Was About 90's Brooklyn, NY🗽 WAS Intriguing...It Was A TOTAL Yawn😦Fest..As If One Was s Intriguing...As If One Was To Compare To NickolasCage's NationalTreasure🏦, It Was GREAT. However...If We Compared It To Say: "Gone in 60-Seconds🚘" "CON-AIR🔗, Armageddon🌋" Or Even: #TheROCK🗿, Then It Lacks Action🎬 with Only 1-Car Chase & I Remember #OJSimpson Getting Chased in AlCowling's Bronco🚐 On FREE NetworkTV📺. https://youtu.be/LMi4h-pFGk4 #ROTB Takes Place 8-Years AFTER #Bumblebee🐝 Film, But ALSO Falls-in-Line with Various Intros To MANY #Bayverse TF-Films & Even DIRECTLY Connects #BeastWars To #UnicronTrilogy (Armada, #Energon, #Cybertron/Primus) With #Scourge Being The ONLY Concept Being Lifted From: "Robots in Disguise" (2000)! Primal🦍Having A Robotic🤖 Silverback🦍Mentor DID Help, But Added MORE Confusion Then 1st 3-Episodes Of 90's NationaalGeographic-Esque #BeastWars Series! No Other Cheetahs🐆 OR Falcons,🦅? Where Was Rattrap🐀 & Why Was Rhinox🦏& Pablo🚐 Absent Throughout MOST The Film, with Former & Cheetor🐆🐾Having Sparce Dialog? It's As Though Mirage🚘 Was Blatant A Stand-in Or Replacement For A BumbleBee🐝 Who Was RIGHT THERE & Yet BARELY Spoke with Radio📻? While The Later Action🎬Scenes with Prime👮, Primal🦍, Arcee🏍 & Rhinox🦏Helped...It Was Rather Odd That It Resembled A Marvel🕷🔨 Climactic Battle OVER Having MASSIVE, City-Wide🏬🏢Destruction Spread Throughout? Afterall... Aren't These Heralds Of Unicron👹 To Be MORE Feared Then BOTH Shatter💃 & Dropkick🚁Was in 1st? As THEY Seemed ALOT MORE Interested in Slicing OTHER BOTS🤖 Then The TOTAL Annihilation Of A Planet🌎? #Stratosphere Actually Started-Off As: #Jetfire,But MichaelBay & DiBonvaentura Were Stringent AGAINST That. So His Name Kept Changing: #JetStorm, #SkyLynx, SkyFire... Until FINALLY Settling On What's Become A Cargo Ship! Post Credits: Red Mirage... If There's "No Connection", Then Why Prey-Tell Does Mirage Wind-Up The Same Color As DOTM #StudioSeries DINO Figure? Even DOTM's Film Credits Even List Him As Being BOTH "Dino/Mirage"! Caple CLEARLY States That "There is About 15-Minutes Of Scenes (Dialog) Cut-Away Due To Scenes Being Too Grim💀with An ALMOST #Terminator Type Vibe! Even Actor; #DavidSobolov Has CLEARLY Stated That He Recorded Between 5-8 Minutes Of 'Approved' Lines!! Guess They Were Among The Bunch, Along with Cheetor's To Be Scrapped in Editing Room? SOME Of THIS MIGHT Be Put Back For Fans When It Gets Released To Future Bluray OR 4K Realeases." https://youtu.be/FxUukVwKLCc, https://youtu.be/RwA8rTkeg70, https://youtu.be/zcA0Spn0hsc

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Pansexual VS Transexual; Which Makes MORE Sense?

Well, 1st Off... Remember THIS Medical Term: #Psychopathology Or Rather; "Pathological Embelishers". As Pan OR #Omni Quite LITERALLY Means: "To Love💘ALL💞 #NOUNS* As-in "NO LIMITS Whatsoever" Which Can ALSO MEAN: ANY Non-Descriptive; "Thing" Such As #Bestiality & #Necrophillia💀! https://www.wordnik.com/words/pansexual, https://time.com/5760209/what-pansexual-means/ https://www.webmd.com/sex/pansexuality-what-it-means, Pansexuals; ESPECIALLY Butch-Lesbians👭 OFTEN Tend To Use THAT Terminology; Typically Despute, Despise & Demonise MANY Feminine TransGender/TranSexuals? Because Pan=Attraction; NOT🚫Gender! Whereas Trans=Metamorphosis (To Change). NONE OF THIS IS A Laughing Matter!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality, https://www.seventeen.com/celebrity/celebrity-couples/g33275437/pansexual-celebrities/ https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/a29339872/pansexual-meaning/ Notice How MOST On Those Lists Are Former CIS Or Rather "Natural-Born" Women, with VERY FEW Exceptions? #JazzJennings & #StacyCay (Comedian) Are Rare Exclusions; As THEY Are TRYING To Appeal To The Landscape; Which HAS BEEN Harsh & Unforgiving!! https://www.stonewall.org.uk/about-us/news/5-common-misconceptions-about-pansexuality; (MORE Confusion😵)? Whereas Trans is A Blanket🏳️‍🧚 Term Which Covers A Wide Range Of 🚫Non-Binary🚫 Or Rather Genderless Individuals; They Can Be #TransGender⚧️🧘, #Intergender OR Varied #Intersex🚻 Such As: #Hermaphrodites🍆🍒, https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transsexual, https://www.britannica.com/topic/transsexualism, A #TransVestite💃 IS LITERALLY A Person Who Dresses👗👡/👔👞in Attire Deemed Opposite To They're Physicality, Such As: #DragQueens💃, #Femboys👯, Bulldikes🐂🚽 & Even #Tomboys👬! https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transvestite, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_queen_(drag), https://www.yourtango.com/2017308413/whats-difference-between-crossdresser-drag-queen-and-being-transgender, https://www.wordnik.com/words/dyke https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyke_(slang) https://www.wordnik.com/words/tomboy, https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/tomboy.
APPARENTLY On August 26th,
My Little Sister & Jen Gave
My (Next-To) Oldest Feminist
Sister, OVER $80 in #Funko
POPS & Cute Ornaments From:
"Nightmare Before Christmas"
(THEN Said There's EVEN MORE
To Come!) Yet... For MY X-mas
Birthday🎂, Last Year, I Got
A Six-Pack Of #MountainDew?
There's #ZERO Equality😟😞
OH & They ALSO Got Her An $18,
20oz #Carvel: Strawberry🍓
IceCream🍨Crunchy Cake🎂
https://www.harristeeter.com/p/carvel-chocolate-ice-cream-crunchie-cake/0001626407628
About TheONLY @Funko's
I Actually DO Like Are The
#AdIcons Line, Such As:
Cereals & Various Food Icons!
(FastFood, JunkFood, Greens).
Otherwise @WWE, @Mego's &
Discontinued #MightyMuggs!
(I Have 5 #Transformer Ones)

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