WHEN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS BREAKS...WE FIX $#&%-UP REAL GOOD!!!

WHEN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS BREAKS...WE FIX $#&%-UP REAL GOOD!!!
"BECAUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!"

offical tf-movie flashgame playable at gorillaarcade. (just click the pic)


Friday, October 29, 2010

Flix Coming 2 Theatres/on Demand (2011-2013)


Kung-Fu Panda 2, Tangled (Disney-Rupunzel)
SCREAM 4 (Arquette) TRON 2.0: Legacy (Disney)
WANTED 2, Green Lantern (DC-Ryan Reynolds)
Season of the Witch (Nick Cage-Fantasy)
007: Property of a Lady (MGM/UA/NewLine)
Godzilla, Gunsmoke, Green Hornet (Seth Rogan)
Gnomeo & Juliet (Formerlly King of Elves-Disney)
Skyline-SciFi, The Tourist (Angie Jolie, Johnny Depp)
Chronicles of NARNIA 3: the Dawn Treader (Disney)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Bay/LeBoeuf)
Captian America: the 1st Avenger (Marvel)
Damn Yankees, Twilight Saga 3: Breaking Dawn (Meyer)
Underworld 4, Enchanted 2, The SMURFS (Sony/Peyo)
STAR TREK 2, Deadpool, Magneto & THOR (Marvel),
Eternal, Doctor Strange & DareDevil (Reboot-Marvel)
Spiderman 3D (Remake w/Gwen & the Lizard) (Marvel)
CARS 2, MONSTERS INC pt.2 & BRAVE (Pixar),
Wolverine 2 & The AVENGERS (All-Star Team- Marvel)
the Black Hole, Wonder Woman (DC/Legendary Pictures)
Harry Potter: and the Deatly Hallows pt.2 (WB)
GI*JOE 2: Sting of Serpentor (Working title/Hasbro)
Ghost Rider: Spirits of Vengeance (Nick Cage/Marvel)
Paranormal Activity 3, Madagascar 3 (Dreamworks)
ICE AGE 4: Continintal Drift (FOX) Luke Cage (Marvel)
Dilbert (S.Adams), Man of Steel & BATMAN 3 (Nolan/DC)
X-MEN: 1st Class (Marvel) MEN IN BLACK 3 (Will Smith)
Independence Day 2 (Will Smith), RANGO-3D (Johnny Depp)
Frankenweenie & Fangland, POE, Clash of the Titans 2,
POPEYE, OUIJA-Horror, KICKASS 2: Balls to the Wall,
Fraggle Rock (Brian Henson) The LORAX (Dr.Suess)
ERAGON 2: ELDEST, Ghostbusters 3, ROBOCOP (Remake)
the Lone Ranger, Indiana Jones 5 (Lucas/Spielberg)
Buffy/Slayer-Redux, The BOURNE Legacy (Matt Daemon)
Ronin, Sherlock Holmes 2: Moriarti (Robert Downey Jr)
Where's Waldo? MAD MAX: Fury Road, Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians 2, CastleVania (Ube Boll)
Bride of Franenstien, Naked Gun 4: Rhythum of Evil,
Tomorrowland, The Outer Limits, The Raven, The School,
Talk of the Town, Pledged: Secret Life of Sororities,
Welcome Back Cotter, Yellow Submarine, Who's Your Momma,
Dorthy of OZ: Great & Powerful, Pendragon, Outlander,
Evil Dead 4/Left for Dead, Fright Night, Scary Movie 5,
I AM NUMBER 4 (I Robot 2 w/Jackman), Zoolander 2: Uber Stylist,
FastFIVE (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, LUDACRIS, Tyrese, The ROCK)
HALO, GOONIES 2: NextGen, Freddy vs Jason 2, The RING 3D,
Johnny Quest, Death Race 2, GOD OF WAR, Teen Titans (DC)
Jurassic Park 4, ThunderCats, HELLRAISER: Origin/Remake,
Super 8 (Steven Spielberg) Blair With 3, Halloween 3D
I Saw What You Did, The Strangers 2, Psych: 9, The Ward,
Lords of Salem (Nick Cage), Dracula Year Zero, Anguish, Emergo,
The WARCRAFT Chronicles of RIDDICK: Assault on Dark Athena,
Avatar 2 & 3, The HOBBIT 1 & 2 (P.Jackson/I.McKellan)

UPDATE: Just saw "HP7: Deathly Hallows" last night, it was too slow, but decent nontheless. Too many moving scenes were cut from it, but that's the case with ALMOST any film. the Nagini and house elf scenes made it worthwhile. Allthough they should have taken a little more time and made it 3D, then it would have rawked! And BTW...Reguardless What You MAY Hear From Interweb Dumbasses, HP8: Deathly Hallows part-2 is Still Being Made & Is NOT Availible On The Net & Will NOT Be Made Public Til' July 2011...Jeez. Oh & TRON: Legacy is baced on the Xbox Video Game:
TRON 2.0: KILLER APP. Anyways, a few new trailers appeared in the Theatre
before HP7: Deathly Hallows part-1 so i thought i should update this list:
RED RIDING HOOD (3/11)(Live-Action-Horror) Collector-2: The Collection (Horror)
SUCKER PUNCH (Fantasy) THE RITE (exorcism) FINAL DESTINATION 5 (Horror)(8/11)
THE HANGOVER PART II (5/11) GREEN LANTERN (6/11) HP: DEATHLY HALLOWS 2 (7/11)
HAPPY FEET 2 (11/11) SHERLOCK HOLMES II: Moriarti (Robert Downey Jr.) (12/11)
Many other great Trailers can be found on http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com

Thursday, September 30, 2010

SMALLVILLE SUPER-Updates!

"SMALLVILLE'S JUSTICE LEAGUE" OR "S-JLA" (Minus "HAWKMAN" & "DR.FATE")





"DOOMSDAY" Realistic-Looking Action Figure.

Eventhough He's Loooong Gone By Now..."DOOMSDAY" Was Still Pretty EPIC!!!

"KARA" (Vandermort) As: "SUPERGIRL"

Awesome! But No "S" Lois Gave Clark His Suit, But He's A Pansy For NOT Wanting To Wear It Yet! BTW...Dija See The "Darkseid" Cloud...EPIC!!!

"CLARK" (Tom W.) & "DARKSEID" Season 9 Teaser Poster!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Current Facts About: Chyna, C.M. Punk & The Undertaker

Someone Had APPARENTLY [space] Hijacked THIS Blog Post? [space] R.I.P. Joanie Laurer "Chyna" Look Again My Friend...Her Muscles Have Deflated....She Is Certainly A Woman!!! for more info. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_McMahon and read very closely. Brief History of WWE's C.M PUNK... CM Punk at a Smackdown taping. Prominently visible are the Pepsi Globe tattoo on his left shoulder, the "luck is for losers" sleeve tattoo on his left arm, and the "Straight Edge Society" tattoo across his stomach. He got the Pepsi tattoo as a joke, as many fraternity members in his school were getting beer logos tattooed on their bodies. Punk, a keen Pepsi drinker, choose to receive a Pepsi tattoo to emphasize his straight edge beliefs. The tattoo is also a reference to former Minor Threat guitarist Brian Baker, who had a Coca-Cola tattoo and explained this by saying "I like Coca-Cola". When people inquire about Punk's Pepsi tattoo, he often replies "I like Pepsi" in a similar fashion. A sleeve tattoo on his left arm that reads "luck is for losers" and features numerous good luck symbols, including a rabbit's foot, four-leaf clover and a horseshoe. The tattoo also features four ace playing cards as a tribute to trainer Ace Steel. A tattoo on the back of his left hand reading "No gimmicks needed", which was a tribute to deceased wrestler Chris Candido. A tattoo on his right shoulder of the Cobra Command logo, Aka; G.I. Joe's enemy. He also has a rose tattooed on his left wrist. A tattoo on his knuckles are the words "DRUG FREE" ("DRUG" on his right knuckles and "FREE" on his left). A tattoo behind his left ear of a blue star. A tattoo on his chest, the design of which is unknown but includes a skull and a dragon. "The Undertaker" collects Harley-Davidson and West Coast Choppers motorcycles and purchased his first brand new motorcycle after defeating Hulk Hogan for the WWF Championship at the 1991 Survivor Series. Calaway even had a custom motorcycle built for him by Jesse James, the founder of West Coast Choppers. He also enjoys listening to bands: AC/DC, Judas Priest, Kiss, Lordi, Black Sabbath, Quiet Riot, Slayer, Poison, Twisted Sister, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne and Black Label Society who appointed him an Honorary member. Calaway also frequented many Rock festivals and joined various Metal forums such as Ozzfest.com. Calaway was romantically linked to fellow wrestler Michelle McCool, whom he married on June 26, 2010 in Houston, Texas. he has several tattoos: a gravedigger, which he refers to as "Original Deadman", skulls, a castle, and a wizard. When talking about his body art, he has said that there is kind of a medieval thing going-on on his arms. He also has a dancing skeleton on the back of his neck and has a tattoo on his stomach that says BSK Pride. As a wedding gift, Calaway had his second wife's name tattooed on his throat. VARIOUS WRESTLING/BOXING FIGURES I WANT!!! (UFC) Brock Lesner, (Black Guy w/Blonde Hair) (WWE) Vladamir Volkoff. Ivan Koloff, Mark Henry, (WWE) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jerry "The King" Lawler, (WWE) Road Warriors/Legion Of Doom; Animal & Hawk, (WWE) Chainsaw Charlie, KoKo B. Ware, Cactus Jack, (WWE) Hillbilly Jim, Junkyard Dogg, Doink the clown, (WWE) Ric Flair, Eddie Guerrero, Vader, Yokozuna, (WWE) Jake "The Snake" Roberts, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (WWE) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, MVP, Mean Gene, (WWE) Goldust, Dusty Rhodes, King Kong Bundy, (WWE) Edge, KANE (Masked Only), Shawn Michaels, (WWE) The Great Khali & The Punjabi Prison Ring (WWE) Undertaker (Purple w/Tie Only!) (WWE) Stone Cold Steve Austin, Booker T, Rikishi, (WWE) Scottie Too Hottie / Grandmaster Sexay, (WWE) Bald Kurt Angle, Trish Stratus, (WWE) Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Scott Steiner, (WWE) One Man Gang, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams, (TNA) "Mouth Of The South" Jimmy Hart, Andy Kaufman, (ECW) Buh-Buh Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, (WWF) Junkyard Dog's Theme (Another One Bites The Dust -Queen) (WWE) The Big Show, Andre The Giant, Sting, (WWE) Bam-Bam Bigelow, Jeff Hardy, RVD-Rob Van Damne, (TNA/WWE) "The Outlaw" Kip James/"Mr.Ass" Billy Gunn (WCW/TNA/WWE) Syxx-Pac/X-Pac, (WCW/WWE) K-Kwik/R-Truth, (UFC) Tito Ortiz (WWE/UFC) Ken Shamrock, (UFC) Chuck Liddell, (ROCKY) MR.T, Perfect APOLLO, Bruised Rocky, Most Previous Wrestlers Are Now Under The TNA Mantle Since 2008!

Friday, September 10, 2010

"RESIDENT EVIL AFTERLIFE" (TRUE 3D POSTERS)

I Heard That "RESIDENT EVIL AFTERLIFE" (IN JIM CAMERON'S TRUE 3D)
Is Suppossed To Be RLY Badass & Be Wholey Baced On Several RE Video Games!
(Alice Returns w/Claire Redfield Who's Still Trying To Her Brother Chris, But Meet-Up
w/Rebecca Chambers And Evil Cyborg Albert Wesker, Twins, Titans & Of Course...Zombies!)



Tuesday, July 20, 2010

TRANSFORMERS: RPM's At DOLLAR TREE For $1 Each!








Offical TRANSFORMERS: RPM's (Die-Cast Cars) Now At DOLLAR TREE For Only $1 Each! These Are Basicly TF-Hot Wheels Style! COLLECT ALL 10! For Those NOT In The Know...BOTH Soundwave & Shockwave Have Been Seen On Various TF3 Sets...AWESOME!
I Just Hope We See UNICRON, OMEGA SUPREME And KUP Too!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

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