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Saturday, June 8, 2024

Drunk🍻🥃🍾🥂🍹🍺🌈Lesbians👚👭🏳️‍🌈Equal🔛 A WHOLE LOTTA🎰CRAZY😵!!

Soooo... My Sisters & They're
Wives👭 Attended ENCPride's
🌈LGBTQ🏳️‍🌈⚧️ #PrideProm, While I
Have NO🚫Ride🚐 & Have NEVER
EVER Been To One Before😭
(Last Year It Was in #Kinston).
It Just Let's You Know Who
It's REALLY Meant For, Huh😒

Jun 08, 2024, 7PM – 11PM
#Riverfront #ConventionCenter
Ballroom, 203 S Front St,
#NewBern, NC 28560, 🇺🇸 (🎟$50)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tC4Ef1atadA, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgp3jjY7-Fk,
https://visitnewbern.com/event/new-bern-pride-prom/
https://www.newbernpride.com/event-details-registration/new-bern-pride-prom-2024,
https://riverfrontconventioncenter.com/event/new-bern-pride-prom/
https://www.wnct.com/news/new-bern-to-hold-third-annual-pride-prom-vendor-fair/
https://www.newbernsj.com/news/new-bern-pride-announces-third-annual-new-bern-pride-prom-set-for-june-8/article_19856004-6351-5582-ac30-ca58f3a2beae.html

UPDATE: My Younger Sis
Was Asleep😴, So Jenn
Came Over To Pick-Up
They're #Kitten🐈& Said:
"We Had Such A Great Time
#LastNight🌙, You TOTALLY
Should Have Been There!"
I Was Like: "Nobody Even
#Invited Me & How Would I?"
She THEN Changed The
Subject Back To Kitten🐈.

AFTER Jenn Left, My 80yr #OldMom👵 Said: "I COULD Have Gone, They Actually #Invited Me & Maybe I Could Have Met Someone!" & I Replied: "You DO KNOW
What #LGBTQIA Stands For, Right? THOSE Guys👨Would Be #Gay🎉 Or #TransMen👦 & ANY Old👵Ladies Wouldn't Just Be There For #Conversing."

As Of LastNight, My Younger
Sis & Her #Wife Had JUST
Visited Our Neighbor, Dave;
For A #Nightcap/Gathering,
When Out Of The Blue; Jenn
Was Getting Quite #Lethargic &
Was Rushed To #TheHospital🏥;
Where She Had A IV-Drip
Of #Saline & #Potassium🍌.

They BOTH APPARENTLY Had
Been On A ALL-Liquid Diet
(🍻🍾🍺🍸🍻🍹) NoJoke!
But Right BEFORE #TheDoc👨‍⚕️
Arrived To Give #Prognosis📋,
She Was #GonewiththeWind. It's BELIEVED That She Was SUPER-Dehydrated & Lacked VITAL
#Nutrients NEEDED To Move!

When They Came Back To Pick-Up TheKitten🐈(Again), Jenn Thanked👋🤗Me & Sherry; Saying That "They're Were Soo MANY Like You in #RiverBend🌅" To Which I Replied: "So Why Wasn't I Invited? I Might Have Met Somebody!" & She Answered: "But It Would Have Upset
Your #Mother👵...She NEEDS You!"

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